sdzoo:
“ Have you seen our new security monitor yet?
”

sdzoo:

Have you seen our new security monitor yet?

(Source: youtu.be, via igotcthulhu)

fuckyeahtattoos:
“Tattoo by Jay Joree at Last Angels in Dallas, Texas.
http://www.facebook.com/jayjoreetattoos
http://www.instagram.com/jayjoree
”

it’s

britney:

bitch

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coltre:
“ c0ffeekitten:
“ thecutestofthecute:
“ coltre:
“ she come in my garden everyday and sit in front of me while I work on my sketchbook. she doesn’t want food, she just sit there looking at me. today I covered her in flower and we were both...

coltre:

c0ffeekitten:

thecutestofthecute:

coltre:

she come in my garden everyday and sit in front of me while I work on my sketchbook. she doesn’t want food, she just sit there looking at me. today I covered her in flower and we were both happy.

Maybe she’s your guardian angel.. I mean srsly. Just look at this cat. 

There is way too much intelligence in those eyes. There is a goddess in your garden.

So I have a guardian angel and it comes in the form a cat. sweet

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babygoatsandfriends:

The mythical goaticorn

Via brokenshovels and eltfarms

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jaanfe:

breakodawn:

Beyoncé’s handshake.

AMAZING

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sexforhamburgers:
“ journalisticjoe:
“ baronessvondengler:
“ There’s nothing about this I don’t love
”
*cue slow motion footage of Malia and Michelle Obama disembarking Marine One as Dej Loaf’s Try Me plays*
”
I was gonna say who knew Malia would...

sexforhamburgers:

journalisticjoe:

baronessvondengler:

There’s nothing about this I don’t love

*cue slow motion footage of Malia and Michelle Obama disembarking Marine One as Dej Loaf’s Try Me plays*

I was gonna say who knew Malia would turn out to be such a goddess but then I looked over at Michelle and realized there was never any fuckin doubt.

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starlightnymph:

2% girl 98% anxiety

(via thefuuuucomics)

butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

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femmedandy:

delicately-interconnected:

darkly-stark:

flatbear:

lejazzhot:

Victor Victoria, 1982.

My sexuality is Julie Andrews in Victor Victoria.

*nosebleed*

yesss

Presented Without Comment.

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